March Madness

So none of the animals were right with their march madness predictions, but what did you really expect from a bunch of animals?

In lieu of the recent events we have changed our predictions. Moose has completely forgotten what we were talking about. Lynx has thinks Duke will win with their tenacious defense and 3-point shooting. Bear has lost interest since there are no bear names teams left. Turtle is concerned that basketball might not be a very safe sport and has retreated into his shell to wrap his ankles to prevent a sprain. Cappy now loves the Butler Bulldogs because they have a cute bulldog that they take to all the games, and Cappy loves when humans take their animals to things, and he likes bulldogs.

Bear's March Madness Prediction

The man loves the March Madness. Bear has also come to love all of the sportings on the moving picture box all the time because humans find it acceptable for Bear to get as drunk as he likes as long as there is sports on the moving picture box, no matter what time of day it is.

So Bear thought that the humans would like to know who Bear and the other animals thinks will win the Madness.

Bear thinks the Baylor Bears will win it all because they're bears and Bear got good odds on a bet with a human at the bar.

Lynx likes the Wildcats of Kentucky. Bear told Lynx that wildcats are more like cougars than Lynxs, but Lynx says he picked them based on thorough research, not because they're lynx-like.

Moose wants the Texas Longhorns to win, cause he likes animals with antlers.

Cappy wants the Wisconsin Badgers to win, because he thinks that badgers are a bit cappy like.

Turtle likes the Maryland Terrapins because, of course, they're turtles.

Bear Woke Up

Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!! Bear woke up today. Bear had such a nice sleep for the last couple of months. Bear went right to the white box and ate everything in it. Then Bear went to the park and looked under every rock Bear could find and ate all the grubs Bear could smell. One of the nice things about the city is that there aren't any other bears for Bear to share grubs with when he wakes up.

Then the man took Bear to a new beer store he found, just for bears:

Bear wasn't allowed to buy the big can of beer next to that bear in the picture, so Bear bought as many growlers as Bear could carry home. Growlers are obviously named after the noises bears make when bears drink beer. Bear likes bear themed beer stuff. Then Bear drank all the growlers. Then Bear went back to the beer store and refilled the growlers. Then Bear went home and drank them all again. Then Bear went back to sleep.

Bear thinks its nice that the humans have made a beer store, and a size of beer just for bears.