The man loves the March Madness. Bear has also come to love all of the sportings on the moving picture box all the time because humans find it acceptable for Bear to get as drunk as he likes as long as there is sports on the moving picture box, no matter what time of day it is.
So Bear thought that the humans would like to know who Bear and the other animals thinks will win the Madness.
Bear thinks the Baylor Bears will win it all because they're bears and Bear got good odds on a bet with a human at the bar.
Lynx likes the Wildcats of Kentucky. Bear told Lynx that wildcats are more like cougars than Lynxs, but Lynx says he picked them based on thorough research, not because they're lynx-like.
Moose wants the Texas Longhorns to win, cause he likes animals with antlers.
Cappy wants the Wisconsin Badgers to win, because he thinks that badgers are a bit cappy like.
Turtle likes the Maryland Terrapins because, of course, they're turtles.
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good logic, bear.
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