A Big Night Out On The Woods

Bear has been having more and more trouble distracting The Moose so he won't notice that the Girl and Lynx and Cappy are all gone. The tent is gone too. The Moose would be upset if he knew all this so Bear has been playing games like hide and seek with the Cappy Bear and giving him challenges like updating his Facebook page for when he gets tired of watching the picture box. It takes The Moose a very long time to operate the computer with those hoofs and lack of human science know how. The Moose also doesn't have the best memory so the sign in portion of the computer pages is a big challenge for him.

So Bear decided last night that Bear and The Moose needed a night out running in the woods, with lots of beers of course. So Bear and The Moose waited until dark and ran to the woods. We had a great time foraging and Bear fished and clawed trees and shit in the woods. Lots of fun. The Moose ate trees and ran around and got lost and got scared of deers he thought he smelled. Then he poked at a trutle for a couple hours. And Bear drank lots of beers. He shared with The Moose cause The Moose is always entertaining when he is into the beers; falling over and running into trees on those skinny little legs.

Bear fell over lots too. Then he found some human garbage cans and foraged in them for snacks. Bear doesn't normally forage in the garbage cans much anymore, but when Bear gets into the Beers he gets hungry and humans always throw out lots of good smelling things, so Bear got some good snacks. The Moose doesn't like the garbage as much cause he just likes to eat trees and theres lots of them around for foraging.

Then Bear made Bear noises and scared some deers, cause deers are easy to scare and Bear needs to keep them away from The Moose cause they can kill The Moose with their parisites. Then Bear had a nap. Bear woke up to The Moose licking his face cause The Moose had woken up first and wanted to go back to the house so he could watch Regis and Kelly on the picture box.

It was a fun night.