Sunday, September 28, 2008

Stearns Bear Come-Uppins

Bear is starting to think that this stearns bear isn't really a bear. maybe that's the type of bear you build with this hannah montana bear in this bear building shop.

Bear has been reading on the computer and listening to the humans talk in the woods that the humans made in the new city and they're all really pissed at this stearns bear just like Bear is. The stearns bear still hasn't given Bear any money for using his name. That's why Bear didn't include him in his favorite bear survey, cause the stearns bear isn't anybody's favorite bear.

Apparently not only has this stearns not-really-a-bear not given Bear the beer money he deservises, but he took lots of the human's money too. Now lots of the humans think they're going to have to live in the woods full time. Bear doesn't think that would be the worst thing. Bear would miss the white box and this internet science, but he's lived in the woods before and there's lots of beers and food and fun things to do. But humans only seem to like to live in the woods for short times on weekends when its warm. Then humans don't like the woods.

Bear isn't happy about all the humans that have to move into the woods cause then it will be very crowded there. But Bear is happy that this stearns not-really-a-bear has failed and got his come-uppins. That will teach humans to steal Bear's name and not give him beer compensation.

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