Lil Smokey

Bear likes to smoke. Bear wants some snappy shoes like this bear.


Bear doesn't understand why the humans like to kill so many bears and then they find one who's almost dead and make him alive again and give him nice shoes like the humans have and smokables like the humans smoke. Why don't the humans just stop killing all the other bears and then there would be lots of bears and they wouldn't have to spend so much time with just one.

Animals visit the Zoo

Today Bear took The Moose and Lynx to a zoo. Bear didn't know what a zoo was, but apparently its a place that the humans make that looks like the woods but isn't really, and then the humans get a whole bunch of animals and put them in the fake woods. Then the humans feed and take care of the animals and charge other humans to come and look at the animals. Bear doesn't really understand why the humans don't just go to the woods to see the animals, but humans do lots of funny things to get rid of all of the things in the woods and then they seem to miss the woods so they make fake woods with the parts they miss. Lynx says he found Cappy in a zoo.

Anyway Bear got dressed up and dressed up The Moose like a dog and Lynx prowled like Lynx does and we all went to this human zoo. Cappy wanted to go with the girl for a ride in her hand bag.

There were some animals that Bear knows, and some that Bear has never seen before in the woods. There were some albino bears that Bear talked to. The Moose loved it even though there weren't any other mooses. There was a small altercation when The Moose tried to eat a zoo animals trees and the zoo animal got upset and Bear and The Moose had to go and hide for a while.


And Bear ran into an old friend. Those of you who lived in the house might remember the Red Panda who used to live with us. Bear met him again in the zoo and Red Panda remembered Bear. Red Panda didn't remember The Moose cause The Moose didn't live in the house when Red Panda was there.


Red Panda had escaped from illegal exotic animal poachers when their truck was in an accident on a human road. Red Panda was lost and confused in the new land far from where he was from. Other animals in the woods thought he was a sick raccoon and gave him directions to the man and girls house just like they did for The Moose and he came and stayed with us for a while.

Then Red Panda hid in the girls bag when she went on an flying ship to see her family. The flying ship went close to where Red Panda was from and when he got back there and got to eat the foods that he loved, he was so happy that he decided to stay. The girl was sad, but soon The Moose moved in so it was OK.

Red Panda told Bear that he had returned to the woods to eat bamboo. He loved it. He made other Red Panda friends. Then one day more humans came and trapped Red Panda and some of his friends. Bear guesses that Red Panda isn't a very good hider or runner of fighter cause he keeps getting caught by the humans.

Then the humans gave Red Panda to some other humans who put him on a truck and drove somewhere who gave Red Panda to some other humans who put him on another truck and drove somewhere who gave Red Panda to some other humans who put Red Panda in a flying ship and when somewhere who gave Red Panda to some other humans who put Red Panda in a flying ship and when somewhere else and then more humans and flying and more humans and driving, and soon they put him in his zoo and let him eat bamboo all day. Red Panda liked it in the zoo. He was tired of flying and driving and all of the hiding from humans so he was happy to just sit and eat bamboo.

The Lynx came and Red Panda ran away. Red Panda had always been scared of Lynx. Lynx had never met Red Panda when he lived in the house cause Red Panda would always hide. Bear doens't know why Red Panda can't hide from humans, but then humans can be tricky.

It was a fun day at the zoo for the animals.

Humans That Like Bears

Bear has been letting this internet tell him about humans that like bears like the man and girl that Bear live with.

Bear liked this story about this Charlie Vandergaw human. He likes bears and seems very happy living with them instead of shooting them.

This Russell and Enns human also has a nice internet about bears.

Bear liked this Tim Treadwell at first, but then he starts yelling at bears and being a bit crazy. Bear thinks that he didn't like being human anymore and thought he was a bear, but wasn't a bear so he couldn't do bear things like fighting with another bear even though he thought he could. But he still didn't want to shoot bears, so its a good bear story amoung all the not good story the internet has been telling Bear about human-bear-relations, bearism and bearaphobia

Why Does This Colbert Man Hate Bears Too?

The internet showed Bear this Stephen Colbert human. He seemed smart with his own internet show that looks much better than Bears', but then Bear found out that he's a Bearaphobe. Not as bad of a Bearaphobe as this Sarah Palin human who wants to shoot Bear from flying machines and use dead Bear as a blanket, but still not good for human bear relations.

Bear Was Hungry

Ooops, Bear forgot his costume. Sometimes when it starts to get cold Bear starts getting very hungry and forgets important details like wearing a hat, overcoat and sunglasses when Bear goes out to eat.

Bears Playing With Dogs

Bear likes this video he found. It reminds Bear of when he plays with Lynx, except the video is of albino bears and dogs instead of Bear and Lynx, but essentially the same idea.

Bear likes to see different species of animal getting along and playing, just like the animals in the house

Who is this Sarah Palin Human

Since us animals moved to the new city Bear has been hearing all of the humans outside and on the internet science and even on the picture box in the bar talking about this Sarah Palin human. Bear thinks she must be in charge here in the new city.

So Bear asked the internet about this Sarah Palin and the internet told Bear to watch this video.

Needless to say, The Moose is terrified now. First The Moose heard about the humans shooting, chasing, tormenting and then dropping mooses to their death from flying machines in the old home, and now the human in charge of the new home likes to shoot mooses and bears from helicopters. The Moose has locked himself in the bathroom. The Moose made himself a tent in the shower out of some boxes and has been hiding ever since we watched this video. He can't even talk to Cappy.

Bear doesn't much like that the human in charge here likes to kill bears. Bear really doesn't think that the humans really need flying machines to kill bears. Humans are very good at killing bears with just guns and cars and trains.

Bear is also a bit disturbed that this Sarah Palin lives with a dead bear on her couch. Bear has been around some dead bear bodies in the woods and they don't smell good.

Bear is going to have to be more careful in the new city now that he knows that he is being hunted.

Bear foods

Bear likes when the girl makes him chicken noodle soup too, just like these panda type bears the internet science told Bear about.


Bear doesn't like these special bamboo trees that the panda type bear likes. Maybe The Moose would like them. The Moose loves to eat trees.

Night out drinking with the humans

Bear went out drinking with humans in one of the humans special drinking places in the new city last night. Normally Bear buys the beers and goes back to the house to drink, but Bear doesn't have to worry as much in the new city about the the humans recognizing him as a Bear cause there are so many crazy humans that nobody notices Bear.

So Bear decided to go out to drink beers where the humans drink beers since Bear can now. Bear found a nice place with low lights and lots of humans so he could blend in. It was great. Bear just gives one of the mens his credit card and he keeps giving Bear beers all night long.

Bear noticed that there wasn't many womens at this bar. Bear isn't sure why, but Bear has noticed that sometimes the mens like to drink with other mens, and other times they like to drink with other mens and then go show the womens how drunk they got with the other mens. Womens must like drunk mens or something.

The mens in the bar were all very nice to Bear. Some even bought Bear beers. Then one of the mens gave Bear some human medicine and Bear ate it. Bear thought it was like the humans medicie the man gives him in the morning when Bear has had too many beers the night before. Then Bears head felt funny. Then Bear started sweating lots, just like the man. Then Bear felt like dancing, so Bear danced just like he learned watching the dancing show on the picture box with The Moose in the old house. Then some of the mens tryed to dance next to bear. Then some of the mens poked Bear in places Bear doesn't like to be poked. Bear felt uncomfortable and Bear is a solo pop and crump style dancer so Bear didn't like this. so Bear left, cause Bear has to be careful not to loose his bear temper when Bear is out drinking.

Bear couldn't sleep all night. Bear just wanted to chew things and rub things for marking and crump dance. Bear realized this wasn't so good for Bear cause it brings attention to him when he was doing it outside of the drinking place. So Bear went home.

Bear thinks he might try to go to one of the other human drinking places where the humans just drink and watch the picture box like they were at home, but are in a special drinking place. Bear will go there and not dance so that he won't be noticed and shot. Bear wants to know what the difference is between drinking and watching picutre box in a special drinking place and drinking and watching picture at the houes.