Friday, October 3, 2008

Night out drinking with the humans

Bear went out drinking with humans in one of the humans special drinking places in the new city last night. Normally Bear buys the beers and goes back to the house to drink, but Bear doesn't have to worry as much in the new city about the the humans recognizing him as a Bear cause there are so many crazy humans that nobody notices Bear.

So Bear decided to go out to drink beers where the humans drink beers since Bear can now. Bear found a nice place with low lights and lots of humans so he could blend in. It was great. Bear just gives one of the mens his credit card and he keeps giving Bear beers all night long.

Bear noticed that there wasn't many womens at this bar. Bear isn't sure why, but Bear has noticed that sometimes the mens like to drink with other mens, and other times they like to drink with other mens and then go show the womens how drunk they got with the other mens. Womens must like drunk mens or something.

The mens in the bar were all very nice to Bear. Some even bought Bear beers. Then one of the mens gave Bear some human medicine and Bear ate it. Bear thought it was like the humans medicie the man gives him in the morning when Bear has had too many beers the night before. Then Bears head felt funny. Then Bear started sweating lots, just like the man. Then Bear felt like dancing, so Bear danced just like he learned watching the dancing show on the picture box with The Moose in the old house. Then some of the mens tryed to dance next to bear. Then some of the mens poked Bear in places Bear doesn't like to be poked. Bear felt uncomfortable and Bear is a solo pop and crump style dancer so Bear didn't like this. so Bear left, cause Bear has to be careful not to loose his bear temper when Bear is out drinking.

Bear couldn't sleep all night. Bear just wanted to chew things and rub things for marking and crump dance. Bear realized this wasn't so good for Bear cause it brings attention to him when he was doing it outside of the drinking place. So Bear went home.

Bear thinks he might try to go to one of the other human drinking places where the humans just drink and watch the picture box like they were at home, but are in a special drinking place. Bear will go there and not dance so that he won't be noticed and shot. Bear wants to know what the difference is between drinking and watching picutre box in a special drinking place and drinking and watching picture at the houes.

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