Since us animals moved to the new city Bear has been hearing all of the humans outside and on the internet science and even on the picture box in the bar talking about this Sarah Palin human. Bear thinks she must be in charge here in the new city.
So Bear asked the internet about this Sarah Palin and the internet told Bear to watch this video.
Needless to say, The Moose is terrified now. First The Moose heard about the humans shooting, chasing, tormenting and then dropping mooses to their death from flying machines in the old home, and now the human in charge of the new home likes to shoot mooses and bears from helicopters. The Moose has locked himself in the bathroom. The Moose made himself a tent in the shower out of some boxes and has been hiding ever since we watched this video. He can't even talk to Cappy.
Bear doesn't much like that the human in charge here likes to kill bears. Bear really doesn't think that the humans really need flying machines to kill bears. Humans are very good at killing bears with just guns and cars and trains.
Bear is also a bit disturbed that this Sarah Palin lives with a dead bear on her couch. Bear has been around some dead bear bodies in the woods and they don't smell good.
Bear is going to have to be more careful in the new city now that he knows that he is being hunted.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Who is this Sarah Palin Human
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