Bear vs. Bull on Wall Street

Apparently this market used to belong to bulls. Bear found this video where the bull tries to take the market back from the bears.

Bear thinks this fight is a bit unfair. First the bull starts with a cheap shot. The bear was obviously expecting a tribute from the bull after having won the market, but instead the bull hits the bear in the head. Then the bull his the bear in the balls which is never nice in any fight.

Then the humans put gloves on the bear which take away his beast fighting tool; his claws. The bull gets gloves too, but bulls have hoofs, and anybody who has been watching the moose type his blog knows that hoofs are useless for typing and fighting. The humans should have gloved the bulls horns for it to be a fair fight.

Bear still thinks the bear won this fight. and its always funny to watch bulls chase red things. Bear and his brother used to do this to bulls back in Fundy. Its like the bulls can't see Bear if there's something red in his hand. Bear and his brother used to have hours of fun in Fundy making bulls and cows chase red things Bear and his brother would steal from the humans. Sometimes Bear and his brother would push the bulls and cows over and watch them try to stand up again cause its really hard for the cows and bulls to do, not like bears.

Then Mama Bear told Bear and his brother that it wasn't nice to do that to bulls and cows and that we should be friends with them. Bear felt bad. Bear and his brother stopped pushing over the cows and bulls and making them chase red things and apologized to them and became friends.

But after seeing how this bull fights, Bear doesn't feel so bad about his childhood pranks. Bear will take the high road and give the other bulls and cows a chance before he starts pushing them all over again. Bear thinks it might just be this one bull who let all of the power of controlling all of the fish in the market go to his head and became a dick bull.

Bear still isn't sure where this girl thinks she is going to go swimming.