Saturday, November 15, 2008

Lynx Update

For that human who regularly reads Bear's blog, you will remember that Bear got very upset with a group of human special agents who kidnapped and poked a little black bear cub; What is wrong with the humans!!!!! Bear talked to Lynx about the incident and Lynx has gone to this Louisiana place to free the kidnapped bear cub.

Today when Bear was in the woods that the humans build Bear talked to some of Bears squirrel friends. The squirrels are always in constant communication over the squirrel network and they know everything that happens in the woods.

The squirrels told Bear that Lynx is making good progress. He is in the mountains close to where Cappy came from which is apparently getting close to this Louisiana place. Bear doesn't know where any of these places are, but the squirrels say that Lynx is making good time, and squirrels are rarely wrong so Bear believes them. They drew Bear a map:

The squirrels told Bear that Lynx has made friends with two mountain lion brothers on his journey. Lynx is good at making friends when he's in one of his social moods.

Bear hasn't met any mountain lions before cause the humans have killed all of the ones who used to live in Fundy, but he has heard about them and Bear knows that they're tough-ass, some say even more tough-ass then Bear. Bear found a picture, see. Plus the mountain lion brothers are super sneaky like Lynx is. The perfect animals to help on Lynx's mission.

The squirrels told Bear that these mountain lion brothers want to help Lynx in his mission because the mountain lion brothers are upset with the humans just like Bear because some hillbillies shot their mama mountain lion. Bear didn't know what a hillbilly was. The squirrels explained to Bear that hillbillies are a kind of humans. Bear didn't know this, but the squirrels say that just like there are black bears and albino bears, there are different kinds of humans too. Bear understands being mad at humans when they shoot your mama.

The mountain lion brothers know a pack of red foxes who live in Louisiana. The squirrels say that the red fox pack will be able to help Lynx and the mountain lion brothers find the kidnapped bear cub and set him free. Bear will keep everybody informed

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