What is wrong with the humans!!!!!

The internet machine told Bear about this upsetting story about secret agents kidnapping baby black bears and doing horrible sciencie things to him and letting a dog yell at him. The internet even had pictures:


What the fuck is wrong with the humans that they have to get secret special agents to do this to little bears. Would the humans like it if the bear secret special agents put them in little rusty cages and let dogs bark at them when all they really wanted to do is have a snack and drink some beers.

Bear has talked to Lynx about this and Lynx has gone to this Louisiana place to free the bear. Lynx is good at finding funny places like this Louisiana and helping animals just like he did with Cappy. Bear told him to give these stupid special agents a clawing.

Bear needs to get into some beers now.