Bear was in the park with the Moose and Cappy today to get an update from the squirrels on Lynx's progress. Lynx of course has gone to Louisiana to free a bearnapped black bear cub that the internet told Bear about. Bear's loyal blog readers will remember that Lynx had teamed up with two mountain lion brothers and a red fox in his mission.
The squirrels had great news for Bear. The red fox had teamed up with his red fox pack and located the super secret compound of the humans special agents where they were holding the bearnapped black bear cub in the Louisiana place. The animals investigated and smelled and marked and claimed the area and hunted for rabbits together for a couple of days as animals do.
Then once the animal had properly claimed the area and had a good snack they set their plan into action. First Lynx used his claw to open the lock of the super secret compound (like he learned to do in the city to get into the house when the man and girl aren't home). Then the mountain lion pounced on the secret service guards and held them down. Then the foxes poked the humans in their bums with the sharp things that they poke the animals with that make them sleepy. Then Lynx freed the bearnapped bear cub from the tiny cage that the secret service humans were keeping him.
Then the mountain lions and Lynx measured the humans for no apparent reason and poked around in their mouths and pulled on their ears. Then the red foxes put collars on the humans necks (Bear will never understand the humans fixation on putting things around everything's neck). Then the mountain lions and Lynx took the humans into the middle of the woods and released them into their new habitat.
Then Lynx took the bear cub to some water and showed him how to fish the way Bear tried to teach Lynx how to fish so he could have some real bear food, not the crap that the secret service humans had been feeding him (Lynx wasn't so good at it cause he doesn't like to get his fur wet and his paws are small and his jaw is little--- Lynx is built for land hunting, not water hunting, but Bear is glad that Lynx found a use for the lession). A job well done by the animal team.
The squirrels told Bear that Lynx is headed home to the city now and the foxes have gone have gone back to their den in the woods. The red foxes told the mountain lions about a place with beautiful snow capped mountains and woods and lots of animals to hunt and lots of space for mountain lions to roam in a place called Colorado , so they were going there. And the mountian lions decided that they would take care of the bear until he was old enough to take care of himself.
Bear is happy
Monday, November 24, 2008
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