Sunday, August 17, 2008

Animal House Rules

When Bear moved to the city and started living with the people there was a lot for Bear to learn. The man started teaching Bear starting with the house rules. Things were very different for Bear then they were in the woods.

Animal House Rules:
  1. The most important rule is that animals do not go out in the city without a disguise. Humans get very upset when they see animals in the city, and if they catch us they will shoot us or put us in a small cage. Animals do not want this. We like living in the house.
  2. Animals do not use anything that gets hot because animals might burn themselves or burn down the house, then there would be no house to live in.
  3. Animals do not eat the plants inside the house.
  4. Animals do not eat the fish in the small fish pond in the house.
  5. Animals do not shit in the house. Animals have to shit in the white water bowl and push the button.
  6. Animals do not answer the door in the house. Other humans only know about our humans living in the house, so people would be scared by a large bear answering the door, even if the disguise was on.
  7. Animals do not hunt the other animals that humans live with.
When the other animals came to the house, Bear taught them these rules.

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