Bear is sad today. The Human girl we live with is going to an even bigger city. Moose is inconsolable. Cappy keeps trying to hide in her human carry boxes. Lynx is marking lots to claim her stuff.
Bear is concerned for the man. Bear isn't sure he is trained to feed and clean himself. Bear might have to be in charge.
The girl promises that we will all come to the bigger city with the man soon.
Animals are all excited to see a new territory. Lynx especially enjoys expanding his territory. He went to the other side of the big water on a giant boat once. He says there aren't many lynxes where we are going, so he will be king shit for miles along the coast. Moose and Cappy are just confused. Bear will tell them we're going on a giant camping trip and they'll forget everything.
The man tells Bear that there's a giant woods right in the city where the animals can run at night. And animals can try out new easier to put on disguises (hard to dress Bear with no opposable claws)in the big city cause there are so many people and lots of them wear disguises that no one will notice us. He says there's lots of new smells for Bear too. Bear loves new smells. And its by the coast, so there's still lots of work for seasonal fisherbears.
About Bear
- Bear
- Fundy, Woods, Canada
- Bear is a 4 year old black bear. Bear lives in a house in a city with a nice man and a nice girl. A moose, a lynx and a capybara live there too. Bear works as a seasonal fisherman, but Bear spends most of Bear's time napping and drinking beers and enjoying the modern convinces of human life -- especially the large white box that is always full of food. Bear has a credit card and an excellent disguise so Bear can go in public and buy things with his credit card. Bear collects Employment Insurance from the government for his seasonal work as a fisherman. Bear uses the Employment Insurance to pay off his credit card.
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Other Kinds of Bears
Albino Bear. These bears don't have any color and live in the snow. They're good swimmers. Bear met one once
Striped Bear. The internet likes these bears. They're media whores. They don't seem to do much.
Brown Bear. These bears are big and like to eat lots of fish. Bear knows some brown bears
Furry Bear. Strange looking bear. Like half way between the gray bear and the yellow boobie bear
Yellow Face Bear. This bear has a wrinkly face and looks like the dog in the store
Racoon Bear. Bear doesn't know this bear. But the man and the internet says they exist, so Bear supposes that they're really bears. He looks funny.
Yellow Boob Bear. This bear looks like bear, but with yellow boobies
Gray Bear. Bear likes these bears. They play in trees all day like when bear was a little bear and they just nap and eat all day
Capy Bear. Bear doesn't really thing that capy is really a bear, but he looks at this page and he thinks he's a bear and he would be hurt if he wasn't included
Paddington Bear. Bear isn't sure if this is a type of bear, but bear likes his disguise and likes marmite sandwiches so Bear put him on the list
Water Bear. These bears are tiny and are tough-ass. They can live anywhere but they look funny. They have extra paws
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