This is the story of me, and how I moved from the woods into the city to live with a nice boy and girl and learn the way that humans live.
Bear is a 4 year old black bear.
Bear lives in a house with 2 humans, a moose, a lynx and a capabara.
Bear works as a seasonal fisherman. But now most of the time Bear gets his food out a white cold box in the house now, so bear doesn't need to hunt and forage.
Bear had lots of extra time on his paws since bear didn't have to hunt and forage all day, so Bear learned to use this internet.
Bear got a credit card using this internet so he could buy things like the humans and not pay for them.
Bear made a disguise from things my humans had in the house so bear could go in public to buy stuff.
Then the credit card humans told bear that bear needs to give them money. So bear used the internet to find out what seasonal fisherman use for money and he found out that the government gives them money. So Bear put on his disguise to go to the EI office and write some things on a piece of paper and now the EI government humans give bear emails to give to the bank humans and bear sends emails from the bank humans to the credit card humans so bear can give the credit card to the beer store humans and they give bear beers. Bear thinks this is a bit confusing but bear can get anything he wants now as long as he keeps emailing.
Some things bear wants live far away, so bear got a car driving license from the car license humans. Now bear can get anywhere quicker then bear can run.
Bear likes to live with the humans.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
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