The girl is gone now. Bear is in charge. The man just lies in bed crying and smelling her pillow. Bear likes to smell things, but this is a bit excessive.
Bear hopes the man will get himself together soon and go to the liquor store, cause Bear is out of beers and too lazy to put on the costume.
Lynx says that Cappy got into one of the girls bags and went with the girl. Bear hopes he has a nice trip and doesn't have to long without snacks. Lynx gave him a corn for travel snacks. Lynx knows well about travel snacks.
The girl left Moose food treats. Moose has been trying to get the food treat bag open since noon. Humans are funny about putting things in boxes that animals can't open. Lynx will use his claws to open it for Moose soon, but not for a couple more hours cause watching him run around the house poking it with his dull hoofs and gnawing at it with his herbivore tooths with no success is far too entertaining. It might be less entertaining soon if the man doesn't get Bear some beer. Bear is going to go give him a bite soon.
About Bear
- Bear
- Fundy, Woods, Canada
- Bear is a 4 year old black bear. Bear lives in a house in a city with a nice man and a nice girl. A moose, a lynx and a capybara live there too. Bear works as a seasonal fisherman, but Bear spends most of Bear's time napping and drinking beers and enjoying the modern convinces of human life -- especially the large white box that is always full of food. Bear has a credit card and an excellent disguise so Bear can go in public and buy things with his credit card. Bear collects Employment Insurance from the government for his seasonal work as a fisherman. Bear uses the Employment Insurance to pay off his credit card.
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Other Kinds of Bears
Albino Bear. These bears don't have any color and live in the snow. They're good swimmers. Bear met one once
Striped Bear. The internet likes these bears. They're media whores. They don't seem to do much.
Brown Bear. These bears are big and like to eat lots of fish. Bear knows some brown bears
Furry Bear. Strange looking bear. Like half way between the gray bear and the yellow boobie bear
Yellow Face Bear. This bear has a wrinkly face and looks like the dog in the store
Racoon Bear. Bear doesn't know this bear. But the man and the internet says they exist, so Bear supposes that they're really bears. He looks funny.
Yellow Boob Bear. This bear looks like bear, but with yellow boobies
Gray Bear. Bear likes these bears. They play in trees all day like when bear was a little bear and they just nap and eat all day
Capy Bear. Bear doesn't really thing that capy is really a bear, but he looks at this page and he thinks he's a bear and he would be hurt if he wasn't included
Paddington Bear. Bear isn't sure if this is a type of bear, but bear likes his disguise and likes marmite sandwiches so Bear put him on the list
Water Bear. These bears are tiny and are tough-ass. They can live anywhere but they look funny. They have extra paws
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