Bear is very happy today. The number with lots of 0's finds Bear's blog now when Bear asks it to. Before it just found lots of things about other bear stories and this stock market thing. Now the number with lots of 0's finds Bear's blog. Bear hopes this means that Bear's blog will be famous like the hilton boy that the girl likes so much, and then Bear will be famous too and make lots of credit card numbers for beers.
Bear is having trouble getting money from the Stearns bear, and the man told him that the new city makes everything cost more on the credit card. So Bear wants to get more money for human stuff and the internet tells him that he can get money from his blog.
Bear needs to find out what this stock market place is. It seems to sell bears and man cows. Bear only knows the Saturday market where the hippie humans hang out and where Bear can get fishes if he wakes up early enough. The internet seems to like this stock market more than the Saturday market though. Bear dosn't like the idea of buying other bears though, and the idea of selling other bears upsets Bear a bit. Maybe Bear and Lynx should go free all the other bears and man cows. Or maybe Bear can get the sue girl to get money from the stock market for Bear so he can get more numbers on his credit card.
About Bear
- Bear
- Fundy, Woods, Canada
- Bear is a 4 year old black bear. Bear lives in a house in a city with a nice man and a nice girl. A moose, a lynx and a capybara live there too. Bear works as a seasonal fisherman, but Bear spends most of Bear's time napping and drinking beers and enjoying the modern convinces of human life -- especially the large white box that is always full of food. Bear has a credit card and an excellent disguise so Bear can go in public and buy things with his credit card. Bear collects Employment Insurance from the government for his seasonal work as a fisherman. Bear uses the Employment Insurance to pay off his credit card.
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Other Kinds of Bears
Albino Bear. These bears don't have any color and live in the snow. They're good swimmers. Bear met one once
Striped Bear. The internet likes these bears. They're media whores. They don't seem to do much.
Brown Bear. These bears are big and like to eat lots of fish. Bear knows some brown bears
Furry Bear. Strange looking bear. Like half way between the gray bear and the yellow boobie bear
Yellow Face Bear. This bear has a wrinkly face and looks like the dog in the store
Racoon Bear. Bear doesn't know this bear. But the man and the internet says they exist, so Bear supposes that they're really bears. He looks funny.
Yellow Boob Bear. This bear looks like bear, but with yellow boobies
Gray Bear. Bear likes these bears. They play in trees all day like when bear was a little bear and they just nap and eat all day
Capy Bear. Bear doesn't really thing that capy is really a bear, but he looks at this page and he thinks he's a bear and he would be hurt if he wasn't included
Paddington Bear. Bear isn't sure if this is a type of bear, but bear likes his disguise and likes marmite sandwiches so Bear put him on the list
Water Bear. These bears are tiny and are tough-ass. They can live anywhere but they look funny. They have extra paws
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